Brad Barnes vs. Sgt. Stiff (Wedgie Wars)
Brad Barnes is the typical egotistical college jock. He likes sports, weight lifting, video games and being eye candy. Now, imagine how he felt when I asked him to show up late at night to an old, unheated warehouse in the middle of nowhere.
I felt Sgt. Stiff was the perfect opponent for these conditions. Stiff would punish Brad like a classic 80's/early 90's heel. The Sarge was glad to do this. He is always available on short notice for these kinds of things.
Sgt. Stiff, who is deceivingly strong, rips Barnes apart easily. Classic hold after classic hold with a little bit of spice in-between. Various bear hugs, sleepers, Boston crabs and ab punishment. Barnes is forced to suffer at the hands of the much larger, more skilled opponent.
Before the match, I whispered into Sgt. Stiff's ear:
"There's an extra $100 in it if you can make him quit from a wedgie."
That aroused his mind and you can watch as Stiff tries to rip Barnes in half with wedgies.
Total Run-time: 20 minutes